Crossley CR6012A Audiophile USB Turntable with Wireless Speakers Online now

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Crossley CR6012A Audiophile USB Turntable with Wireless Speakers

We’ve just returned from our latest temporal adventure and are happy to report that we now have the CR6012A by Crossley courtesy of the Daleks. Nice chaps – A bit obsessed with extermination, though. We’re sure they won’t notice it has gone missing.

So we had this crazy dream last night that everything we believed to be real was instead a figment of our imagination promulgated by an advanced race of artificially intelligent robots who were harvesting us for our brain power. Then we woke up on the floor of our warehouse where – thankfully – everything was still very real, shiny, and New. Guess we should have taken the blue pill last night.

We did have one customer report that the use of this item resulted in the creation of a rune-covered circular portal capable of connecting our world to others. Unfortunately, the “portal” turned out to be nothing more than an oversized inner-tube in the guy’s backyard swimming pool. Please feel free to reach out to us with any concerns *you* may have.

A man with a pointy hat is here to see us about a ring (it seems urgent) – but we’ll be close by if you need any additional help with the Crossley CR6012A. Feel free to look around!