Firebox Ssl Vpn Gateway Appliance on Sale

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Firebox Ssl Vpn Gateway Appliance

Do you ever wonder if there is doppelganger parallel universe where things are mostly the same as here, but maybe just a little bit different? There could be, for example, a WGSSL05 by WatchGuard in this *other* universe that’s just the same as the one sitting in our warehouse in *this* universe, except the warehouse in the *other* universe might be made of Jell-O? Yeah – that’s crazy. But tasty!

As part of a new initiative we’ve decided to begin sending our products round-trip to one of the Mars colonies to confirm they can make the journey and return safely in New condition (they can!). We had trouble finding volunteers, though, so we had to convince one of our guys he was actually a secret agent on the run and in grave danger. We’re sure he’ll be totally OK with that once he figures it out.

Unfortunately this item is most certainly *not* capable of warping space-time, so we don’t think you’ll be using it to travel at superluminal velocities any time soon. We would, however, be happy to tell you what else it can do – just ask!

Our Infinite Improbability Drive is on the fritz again – so we’re off to take a look (that thing really wreaks havoc in the warehouse). Give a whistle if you need any additional help with the WatchGuard WGSSL05 – or anything else!